12.31.2007

Crossing the ocean to check out new territory

I'm charging into the new year by working on a historical project. It's not a new story, I have 50K words written, but the setting will be new. It was originally set in France, now it's in England and Scotland. Heh. If that doesn't cover the popular settings, I don't know what will. I'm not doing that purposely. I'd decided to set the story in Northumberland, close to the Scottish border, but during a time when the war between the two countries wasn't at a peak. Thought to have two English families battling it out like the Hatfields and McCoys. But then just this morning I thought 'Well, why not use the Scottish thing, and increase the tension even more by making it the two countries?' So I am.

Here's my hero, Maximilian (last name subject to change). Great last name, eh? Probably might get unwieldy though, reading it over and over in the story. :-) Looks kinda bizarre, doesn't he? Good. That's actually Vincent Cassel in younger years, from the movie Dobermann. Excellent flick, though violent and also bizarre. I think it was the first movie he did with his wife, Monica Belluci. Anyway, the hero is sort of a wild, angry man who's had enough of the families fighting, and one night goes on a drunken rampage in hopes of stealing back all his family's property that the other family has stolen over the years. Only he's drunk. And he's captured. And then tortured. And well, that's where it all starts.
I'm calling the heroine Bella, short for Belladonna. (Probably not a very Scottish name, but I don't care.) She's wild, impetuous, but scarred (isn't it time for the heroine to have a few scars? It's always the heroes.) Anyway, she's desperate to get away from a wicked father, but the only option she's given is to flee to her enemy. Not much of a choice. But of course you can guess which one she'll pick.
[Bonus points to anyone who knows who the chick is in the picture. Any guys who miss this one...shame.]

Still haven't decided the exact year for this story. I like the 15th century for the odd reason that it's not written about too often in historical romances. (Is that the defiant part of me showing? At least it's not France, right?) Also, my Luna trilogy was set during this time, so it's the one period I have some knowledge on.

I feel like I'm biting off a lot here. But I do like a challenge. It makes the writing interesting and fun and worth going on the adventure.

So what's your favorite time period to read in historical romances? What about setting?

M

ps - Check out the 2008 releases to the right. I have 4 out next year, but in only two months! Weird how that turned out.

12.30.2007

Cool news - and lack of color

Before the news, I have to mention that this morning I woke up, looked in the mirror, to find Sweeney Todd staring back at me. My hair was every which way, and there's that huge wide gray streak right down the middle. Sure, I'm not so handsome as Johnny, and he does wear the streak with such flare, but I had a good laugh. And mirth is strange considering I look so strange.

One of my resolutions this year is not to touch my hair! I mean it. No color, no perms, no nothing. I've been dying it since I was 19. (I know, a woman should never admit she dyes her hair, but come on, who cares?) Anyway, I got those first few gray hairs at 19, and have been coloring ever since. But I'm so tired of it. So I'm letting it grow out. Or at least I'm determined to. It looks awful with the gray streak down the middle, and I always feel so much better when it's dark and all one color. But I think it might be a nice silvery gray if I've the fortitude to hold out for months to see how this all comes out. Fortitude is a key word. Because it's not like I can disguise the growing out period. Sigh... If I do hold out, it just may be that silver doesn't appeal to me either, and I'll have to go back to the bottle anyway.


So my news is that KISS ME DEADLY is nominated for Romantic Times' Best Series Romance - Silhouette Nocturne! Isn't that cool? I've never been nominated for anything before, so I'm quite tickled about it. You can see a complete listing of nominees at the Romantic Times site.

M

12.27.2007

Omens

Do you believe in omens?

I do, when it serves my needs. Which is probably saying that I don't seriously believe in them, unless it is something I think will bring positive change. Anything evil, well, probably not.

But there are those muckity-muck middle ground sort of things that do bother me.

This morning I walked into my office, took a look at the cat's perch before the window, caught my head in my hands and sighed miserably.

You see, yesterday I had printed up two copies each of two different proposals that I intend to send out. About 80 pagss of material. I have one more proposal to print up in duplicate today, and then had hoped to send them on to my agent. So I neatly stacked the copies and turned to place them on the cat perch, which is about the only surface with available room, and I put things on there all the time. The cats don't mind. It's a huge persh that stretches the width of the window and is a foot wide. It's covered with a towel (replacable, because cats are messy and shed), and well, it just makes a great spot for stuff that needs placing.

This morning the stack of proposals was covered with cat puke. Not a single page was missed. All down the sides, so every single bit was marked.

So am I to take this as an omen? Does the proposal suck so bad it can make cats hurl? (I know that's not true, but still...) Not the best way to start the day.

So do you believe in omens?
M

12.26.2007

I hope you all have had some great celebrations over the past few days. If you received gifts, I hope they were good. If you gave, I hope you had opportunity to see someone's eyes twinkle with delight.

I got a lot of gift cards this year, which is great. I love the idea of having the freedom to buy myself gifts.

I finished a few books through the holidays. STIFF by Mary Roach, which is an interesting natural history of the corpse. (I know, weird holiday reading.) But very fascinating, and a few details I learned I can incorporate in future stories. Like the fact that being shot shouldn't automatically put a man to the ground. A person could and should actually function for up to thirty seconds following the hit, but the knowledge of 'being shot' tends to take over and have a greater impact even than the actual 'impact'. Cool.

Also finished ODD THOMAS by Dean Koontz. Never read this author before, but have seen so many people on various lists recommend this book that I had to check it out. It was very good. And now I want to read more by Koontz, but have no idea which title to pick up next. Any Koontz fans out there? Can you suggest some good reads of his? I got a Borders and a Barnes & Noble GC burning a hole in my pocket. :-)

At the movies I saw I AM LEGEND. A very okay movie. Just okay. I expected so much more from a WIll Smith flick, but it wasn't fabulous. And disappointed they watered down the 'vampire' nature of the story. Ah well.

Yesterday we saw SWEENEY TODD. (I know, another strange choice for the holidays.) It was bloody good! Very bloody. So bloody. But when the hubby commented on how bloody it was, and did I see—? I just shrugged, because I looked away for most of the throat-slashing stuff. Hey, I'm no fool. And can I just say how fabulous Depp looks in his ghoul makeup? The dude just gets better looking as he ages, and white streaks in the hair and dark circles around his eyes and blood spatters everywhere only made him all the more handsome. Sigh... Can't stomach too much of Helena Bonham Carter, so she got to be tedious, but highly recommended.

So I'm reading through some proposals today and working on a short story for Mossy Creek #7. Probably will be spending a lot of time leaning over a puzzle I got for Xmas as well. I love puzzles. I'd like to have a room just for putting together puzzles. The Boy gave me one for the TV show LOST. Supposed to have clues to the upcoming season on it. Cool.

Here's looking forward to a fab 2008!
M

12.22.2007


Woo hoo! This is what I woke up to this morning. Sure hope it sticks around until Christmas. Probably not. It's thick, heavy wet stuff, great for snowballs, but will probably melt down during the day and fall off the trees before nightfall. Made a nice fresh coating over the old stuff, though, so I'm going to enjoy it while I can.

12.21.2007


The Girl and one CookBook Author (with forced smile).

So I woke up wondering about something odd today. (Happens a lot.) I wonder how many American authors write foreign characters, as opposed to foreign authors who write American characters?

I know there are many from other countries who visit this blog, so when I say foreign, you know, I'm thinking any country but the US. But obviously, if you're in France, then the US is a foreign country. But anyway, I'm guessing we Americans do it much more. And do we get it right? Probably not. And if that is the case, why don't other countries write more about American characters? Is it because we aren't interesting to them? I find France fascinating, which is why I write about it. But I know I'll never get it spot-on.

I guess this came to me because of a recent email from a Brit who took the time to point out my mistakes in a story featuring Brit characters. :-) How do I feel about that? Certainly, I can take away information that may help me in the future. But just so everyone knows, most authors aren't even aware when their books are sold to foreign countries. We generally find out when that foreign edition arrives in our mailbox (if it arrives; not all countries send out copies). So we don't get a chance to talk with the foreign editors about changes. I'm hoping they go through the book and do make necessary changes, but I just can't know for sure. I imagine when my French-set books were put out in France the editors there might have had a few good laughs over some of my stuff. Heck, I do the best I can.

So I don't know, do authors in foreign countries use American characters as much as we tend to enjoy writing about non-Americans?

M

M

12.18.2007

Mission Accomplished and Tired Celebrities

We made it back to Rachael Ray's signing and after about two hours in line, The Girl walked away with two signed cookbooks and a copy of Ray's magazine signed (which will be framed). The Girl is still floating, I'm sure, because she got five seconds to stand before someone she admires and well...gush. (I'll post a pic if The Girl emails it to me.)

It was a well-run signing with mall security guards walking the periphery and constantly reminding people where they could and could not stand. No lingerers allowed, only those with a wristband can stand in line. And as I waited, I watched Ms. Ray, and noted how her cheer faded over the hours. What a job! (As an author I can only wish to have such a problem.) Steadily signing books for over two hours. No moment to pause. She rarely looked up to even acknowledge those who handed her books. Her signing hand never stopped. Occassionally a kid would get a smile from her, and she might glance up briefly for a smile for someone taking a picture. I felt a bit sorry for her. I suspect she was being rushed, and if allowed, might have been more leisurely and maybe chatted people up a bit. But maybe that's just not a possibility when there are 300 people standing in line (most with three books each).

Yeah, what a problem for an author to have. :-) I'd like to experience something like that once in my signing career. It would rock. But I suppose after a book tour involving multiple stops like this one, it can get tiring. Ah well, it is the only moment a fan may ever have to connect with the author. The author should give it all she's got.

And can I just say Randy, who was, I believe, the head honcho in charge of the event for the bookstore, did an excellent job. So polite and he helped us with a situation.

Now, here's the question: Which is more important to you... The signed book? Or that five seconds you may get with someone you admire?

M

12.17.2007

Minimal crowd contact

I count eight shopping days left until Christmas. That's freaking me out. My list is still less than a quarter complete. It's getting close to the last mailing day for Xmas, too, which I think is the 20th or 21st. And half my remaining list needs to be mailed! I'm panicking.

Not much writing going on this week because I've got errands to run every day. Today I'm going to the Mall of America. Twice. And not even to shop. Rachael Ray is signing her latest tonight at 7, but they're handing out numbers starting at noon. And since I don't want to stand in line forever, I'm going there at noon to get a number, drive home (forty-five minute drive there, one way; that's 3 hour total driving time today) than I'll drive back later. The Girl is her biggest fan. Well, probably one of millions of biggest fans. So we're going to go and gush, then snap a pic and skedaddle on home.

I hate the Mall 'O. It's just so freakin' big. I hate shopping. And no, hate is not too strong a word. I hate the rush of crowds, the people walking without purpose, and the screaming kids. I have planned my route so I can slip in and out with minimal crowd contact. I hope.

That's how I plan all my holiday shopping. Minimal crowd contact. You'd think I'd get smart and shop for Xmas in July. Now there's an idea!

Anyway, how do you all fare with your holiday shopping? All done? Waiting until the last minute? Or doing it all online?

M

12.13.2007

We love it, but—

Around this time of year I like to look back over what I've accomplished, and look forward to what can be acheived. I usually have a 'business meeting' with my agent, on the phone, so we can discuss those very things. I treat writing like a business, and any good business should consistantly assess the 'business plan'. What works, what doesn't work, what could use improvement, etc.

This year I had a very specific goal that was not accomplished. I wanted to sell a historical romance. It's not a new genre to me. I love historicals, and especially those set in France. You don't see too many French-set historicals out there. (Yes, I've discussed this before, so I'm not going to harp on it.) Basically, the market isn't interested in French-set historicals. I get the most frustrating rejections because of it. "We love it, but—it's set in France." It's frustrating to first hear that they love it, or thought the writing was great, or enjoyed the story, and then the slammer—but it's set in France. One odd little thing that the majority of publishers just don't seem to want to open their arms to. But they fear the setting so strongly it is enough to make them reject a story they might otherwise publish. I can't understand it. And I'm stubborn.

I like writing stories set in France because it is a setting that interests me. True, I usually stick to a few time periods I'm comfortable with, such as 17th and 18th century, but I have ventured so far back as the 14th century. I'm not interested in a Revoluntion-set story, or any time closely following, but once you get into the mid-19th century, then I can give it a go.

But that doesn't matter, because no one is buying. At least not that setting.

So it came up during the business meeting that if I really want to sell a historical, then perhaps I should try to write something set in England, a setting that romance publishers buy and want. England. It's almost like a nasty word to me. Not because I don't like the country. Heck, I've written a few contemporaries set in London. I like England, find it interesting. But I know that so many great authors write about England, and do a fine job of it. What makes me think I can just jump in and compete?

And while 90 percent of me is screaming and pouting and stomping my feet that I, the one who writes French historicals, should even consider such a drastic change, the other 10 percent is silently nodding, and thinking, well, if you want to have a chance at selling, then perhaps...

I think this is a struggle a lot of writers face. Readers may tend to think their favorite writer, who has, seemingly, suddenly switched from writing historicals to contemporaries, has abandoned their genre, or jumped on 'what is hot'. But truthfully, a lot of those authors may have found that what they were happily writing is just no longer selling. And if they want to compete, to continue to sell, they must change with the market and re-invent themselves. Or at the very least, give something else a try. Something more marketable.

I struggle with this because, sure, I can do it. I can write a historical set in a more acceptable setting. But the research required to do that seems staggering. I've written about France for over ten years. I've researched a LOT. I have four book shelves stuffed with research books specifically on France and Paris. I've read them all. If I don't know something, I usually know exactly which book to look in to find the answer. It is a part of me.

England, on the other hand, seems an alien nation to me. I would have to start from the beginning. And it is necessary to write a good book. At least, that's my belief. And I can't just take the social and political norms of 18th C France and plunk them down in London; won't work. So the task of attempting something new seems so daunting, yet, I feel it is what is necessary to increase my chances for selling to the historical market.

I love writing paranormals. And I hope to write for Nocturne for as long as my editor finds my story ideas interesting and exciting. But if I could put out some more historical romances, that would really serve the part of me that loves history. So that's my goal for 2008. England.

Sigh...

M

12.11.2007

Stop by LifeTimeTV.com

I'm blogging about The Vampire Next Door over at LifeTimeTV.com today. Stop by and comment!

LifetimeTV.com

M

12.09.2007

The Ultimate FaeryList


All right, I did it. I finally stepped over the deep end on list making. I've started another list, that is far from the huge VampList, but I have hopes of it becoming equally as large. The Ultimate FaeryList debuts today. A small bit of faery books of all sorts. It'll grow. Quickly.

If you want to help me out, go ahead and send titles you don't see on the list. (And please, check ALL pages before sending me a title. There are various 'genres'; the first page is not the only page, as with my VampList). If you do send info, include: Title, Author, Publisher, pubdate, and genre (according to the list I have at the site). If it's a children's book, include reading age, if that is available.

Yet another list to keep me busy! What next? Werewolves? Er, nope, I'll leave them for someone else. ;-)
M

12.07.2007

This n' That

The winners from yesterday's post are in the comments (for yesterday).

I've become so bored of my website's homepage, that I've decided I want to do it in blog form. It'll be much easier to update, and I can put all the pertinent facts right there. But I can't find a decent header. Click on the link to the right to check out what I have right now. It's fine, but not really tweakable. I suppose I could design my own, but I would only be able to do a header. I want the whole page to actually have a theme.

Does anyone know of places online where you can download nice, unique blog templates that will work with Blogger? Or a cheap designer that does nice work? (I know that's asking a lot, nice for cheap. But you know, I am cheap, so there.)

Looks like I'll be doing the Jack Frost story for sure. Yes! I'm having fun with that one. Now cross your fingers that my editor likes my Irish faery idea. And then today I just got an idea for a highwayman...

And here's a site for you to check out that has quirky goth kind of art. I loved this one. It's at NoMonet.com.

12.06.2007

A few books to give away

I spent last night cleaning out my office closet. Okay, I admit it, it's about half clean. It is the one place in this house where I toss things I just don't know what to do with, yet know I want to keep. In my effort toward a 'bigger smaller life' I am determined to clear out the clutter for good. So I found three copies of RHIANA that are ARCs. They are not the bound tradesize paperbacks, but instead spiral bound, and are 'pre-edited', meaning they may have some mistakes in them yet. But I hate to throw away books. So I'm going to give them away.

If you don't already have a copy of RHIANA, and want one, enter today. Pick a number between 1 and 30, and post in the comments. Only enter once! I've already written down the three winning numbers. Stop back tomorrow to see if you are one of the winners.

M

12.05.2007

Adventures in email

I have had an email address for my michelehauf.com for a long time. I stopped using it about a year ago, because I was getting so much spam. I've heard if you have a common name preceding the @ then you get tons. My toast faery email rarely gets spammed. (But watch, now that I've said something, it'll pour in.) Anyway, I received a renewal notice for the michelehauf.com email and I decided not to renew. But I went and found a mailbox (that I haven't checked since February) full of over 2000 emails. Only about a dozen were actual emails to me from fans. The rest were spam. I scanned through them all. And it was great to read the fan mail! Thanks! But I'm sorry I didn't reply when you wrote me last summer, or spring. I replied to those old emails, so hopefully a few will hear back from me now.

One person wrote to call my attention to the fact that in RHIANA, pages 97-128 were actually from another book! Does anyone else have a copy like that? It's very bizarre. My copies aren't like that, but maybe somewhere in the printing process a few went down the wrong line? Who knows!

Also to the bookstores who wrote me, I apologize for not returning those emails.

The only email address I have right now is: toast faery @ gmail. com (no spaces, of course) Does that really work to counter the spam if you list your email with spaces? I'm not sure, but I'll cross my fingers.

I wish I could keep the michelehauf.com one, because it's so easy if someone doesn't have my email, to just guess at it, but as long as there are people wanting me to invest, or win prize money, or check out the latest penis enhancers, well then, I'll have to be a little more covert. :-)

My favorite spam subject line? I Has Rolexes.

Reminds me of I Can Has Cheeseburger. :-)

Have a great day!

Scent 'O the Day: O Amber and honey with a touch of vanilla. Oh yeah, I got my BPAL order today. I ordered twelve scents and they sent me seventeen! They always send free samples. I love that place.
M

12.04.2007

A bigger smaller life

I just finished watching Oprah, and Elizabeth Gilbert, who wrote EAT PRAY LOVE was back for a return visit. I blogged about this great read a few months ago. If you're a chick, any age, you'll want to pick it up and see what it can offer you. Many times thoughout, a single sentence resonated so deeply with me, I was surprised.

But today she said this, "I want a bigger smaller life." Which means, seeking a life smaller by material means, and bigger by spiritual, physical, emotional and joy-filled. Doesn't that sound great? I'm going to make it my mantra for the New Year. Slowly I find myself stepping back from the material and holding out my arms for that which comes from within.

So what about you? What about your life? Are you satisfied with it? Can anyone ever be satisfied? If not, what are you going to do to bring about a change?

M

12.03.2007

Snow finally


The first snowstorm of the season is always great! I think we got about five or six inches; haven't watched the weather, so it's a guess. I haven't taken the Mini out yet, because even the little piles at the end of the driveway look threatening for the low six-inch clearance under the car. Have to wait for the snowplow to come through again.

I'm hoping to take some snowflake pictures this year. Nothing fancy like the Libbrecht photos; I don't have the right equipment. But maybe a few shots of snowflakes 'in the wild'. We'll see what comes of it. Now that I've got snow, I'm back to the Jack Frost story. I'm cold and shivery, and in the perfect mood to write a romance that features more than a few make-out scenes in the snow. :-)

So I did a double take on the picture above. I circled the curious part. I noticed there was a little naked boy just at the back of the picture. Kinda funny. He's actually standing atop the three-tier fountain, which is covered by snow. This is in my miniature garden on the deck, but wouldn't it be cool to have a gargoyle gate like that?

Stay warm!
M